Dummies Guide to Online Dating

Innovation and technology have allowed us live a simpler and easier life. In this particular century, you can say that we’re living the fast lane. We have canned goods for faster meals,

cars for a more efficient transportation, and some even have maids to do the laundry and wash the dishes! Truly, it has made our lives the epitome of creativity and idleness; however, these have made our lives bearable, so to speak.  If you’re hungry, you can easily go to fast food chain in your locality. Hey, it only takes a few minutes to get your ordered food, and they even give the liberty of letting you have extra sauce or ketchup to your order. Talk about great service! However, since it’s the time of bliss and convenience, would it be possible to get a date out from your laptop screen? 

Apparently, you can! If you have lived long enough to see the changes of Facebook over the years, I’m pretty sure you know what a dating site is. The era of finding the love of your life manually has ended. You can easily find your perfect match with the help of social media and internet!  As a matter of fact, there are tons of people who met via the web and got married in life. You’ll be surprised by how these secret tips will get you from watching internet cat videos on YouTube to having a romantic dinner with your ideal date. And yes, you will be actually in a real restaurant! Not some fast food diner that truck drivers eat at.

Make Your Profile Interesting – NO SKIN PLEASE

    This is for everyone who complains about being played and cheated on. Well, Hun, it would help if you had some proper clothes! And no, wearing a bikini on a normal day is not going to help. Of course, same goes for men who act as if they are allergic to clothes! We get it already, you have nice abs! Don’t flaunt them too much though; you’ll be getting a lot of unwanted visitors to your page.  If you’re a girl who’s looking for her prince charming, please act like a princess and not someone who is on tight budget with clothes.

      No Weird Poses!

Girls, please stop posting pictures of yourself with a duck-face on. No normal guy with a sense of dignity would want their girl imitating a duck. We get it, you can copy the face of an animal – yes, we’ll agree and say that it’s a talent – but please, have some originality. Donald Duck has done that pose for decades!

And guys, if you’re attracted to a girl whose display picture is her trying to be a duck, do stay away from her. If you don’t, we’re very sorry to say, but you’ll turn into a duck, too.

     NO TO OVERLY USED LINES (For Guys)

“Bro, do you even lift?” I bet you’re all too familiar with this douche line. You might have a nice body, boy, but when you use that line as a caption, be sure that it’s a major turn off! Sure, it was great when it began; however, it’s now getting irritating! It is like it’s a duck-face trend for men. Just please. . . DON’T!